Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 21, 2016

That adds up.

Going down way faster than going up.

One of the sad truths about Nature, Horace. It all evens out.

Every system uses more energy than it gives back.

Reminds me of an old B.C. strip, where one of the guys was going down a steep hill, and passed a sign saying “SLOW”. He got to the bottom, with the super-steep hill before him, and a sign said “RESUME SPEED”.

I’ve always hated bell curves in stats class.

First frame, Horace’s mood is ‘high as a kite’, even though the kite is high but he isn’t. Second frame, both are on an ‘even keel’. Third frame, both are low…

Just remember, Horace, after you reach the top you get to go “Whee” again.

It’s a repeating pattern.

Yes, but think of those muscles Horace.

If there were no hills, Horace probably would be struggling with the wind.

Next time, try it on the swings.