WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 17, 2016

Correction. That’s male glaze.

If Eric answers her, he’s starting an argument…if Eric doesn’t answer her, he’s starting an argument.

“Yes, it would be stereotypical. And ‘stereotypical’ means ‘common’ " Of course, you don’t want to be ‘common’, so you don’t want to ask, do you?"

“Whatever you say, dear.”

One of the few pleasures us men have is staring at women’s butts:) WARNING! Be careful while staring that you don’t walk into a steel pole like I did:( Broke my glasses:( Got a nose bleed and had a headache for 3 days:( 2nd WARNING! Be careful while staring that you don’t wreck your car like an ex-girlfriend of mine’s admirer did while starring at her butt:( Boy was he mad at her:( Cursed her out:(

The answer is “Yes and No”. Yes, you would be stereotypical and No, you don’t look fat in these pants (that being a little white lie of course…..)

No. It would only be stereotypical if you didn’t actually have a ginormous butt.

Say no and keep saying it. Don’t say anything else.

“Hey, honey, in a perfectly honest response to your question, would these tight pants make me noticeable to the female gaze?”

Quick! Set your hair on fire and run screaming from the room! It will be much less painful than any answer you could give.

No honey . . . It’s not the pants that make you look fat

“It doesn’t matter because we’re all ugly in this comic.”