Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 21, 2016

The credit limit is strong with this one.

Nothing for his daughter‽

This is not the toy you’re looking for.

Luke…I am your absentee father seeking to win your love thru cheap Chinese electronics so that I can turn you to the Dark Side so that together we can overthrow the Emperor and rule side by side and….wait….waddaya mean you have a sister? There’s only one NES Vapor-box left! You know what…just die! Okay! Just…gimme that hand and die!

By March you won’t be able to give a classic a Nintendo away. My brother goes to Goodwill and picks things like that up for a song.

I find your lack of stock…disturbing…

How about a new hand?!

Great comments!

Dad, I don’t want a toy. All I want is for you to give me back my hand…

Obi-Wan was wise to not tell me about this madness…

Blast! Got here too late, and all the good comments were already taken! :)

“You got me a toy!? Noooooooooo!!!”

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Break out that toad-sticker, there, Pops, and start clearin’ a path!

He could use the dark side of the force to obtain it.

It’s no surprise when I say Vader is in Rogue One. All I’m going to say go see it, he’s so evil. Fun to see that character brought back again