DEAD PERSON: I’m not dead!MORTICIAN: Here — he says he’s not dead!CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON: I’m not!MORTICIAN: He isn’t.CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.DEAD PERSON: I’m getting better!CUSTOMER: No, you’re not — you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
efluffy almost 8 years ago
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she’s not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“We’ve got a live one!”
TLH1310 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Now I know overcrowding is a problem but…
jollyjack almost 8 years ago
DEAD PERSON: I’m not dead!MORTICIAN: Here — he says he’s not dead!CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON: I’m not!MORTICIAN: He isn’t.CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.DEAD PERSON: I’m getting better!CUSTOMER: No, you’re not — you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
DANA SUMMERS is the goddess of funny:) I worship you precious:)