The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 03, 2017
January 02, 2017
January 04, 2017
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: My top sales people of 2016 are getting bonuses! Brutus: Gee, Chief, do I qualify for a bonus? Mr. Veeblefester: No, you get a certificate of participation!
docforbin about 8 years ago
Brutus is the only person I know who wouldn’t get a participation trophy. “Everyone gets a trophy”—not!
Jeff0811 about 8 years ago
Woohoo, he gets a prize for just showing up. Of course a $10.00 gas card would be nice, but then what would the top sales people get?
tom_wright about 8 years ago
Or a certificate of non-participation.
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Aww,he could have at least given him a McDonald’s coupon booklet…almost expired of course
Charlie Fogwhistle about 8 years ago
If Brutus was in the film industry, he might even fail to get the lifetime achievement award.
BlueIris Premium Member about 8 years ago
P.S. The 1/1 screwed up comic is now corrected, if you want to view it properly.