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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 05, 2017
January 04, 2017
January 06, 2017
Transcript:
Ramona: Do you know what your problem is, Brutus? You are too indecisive!
Ramona: If you were a fish, you would be a flounder!
Brutus: Oh, yeah? Well, if you were a fish, you would be a largemouth bass!
Would have been funnier if he said, "You’re a big mouth bass — no, you’re a shark — wait, you’re a barracuda . . . " thus proving her point. Or have the Sansoms made a resolution this year not to let Brutus be outdone by MIL?
Thirdbase about 8 years ago
That’s seems decisive.
KA7DRE Premium Member about 8 years ago
. . . . And that’s how the domestic started.
Dr.DocSmith about 8 years ago
Just drop the “B”….
Charlie Fogwhistle about 8 years ago
I’d have said a barracuda. Or a shark.
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
I guess she could have called him a sucker fish!
Jeff0811 about 8 years ago
No indecisiveness there. He seemed pretty sure of himself. @RS above, either drop the “B” or drop the “ass” and replace it with “itch”.
The Pro from Dover about 8 years ago
Barracuda LTD.
tom_wright about 8 years ago
Good one, Brutus
princesshickory Premium Member about 8 years ago
Good for you, Brutus! Call a spade a spade, and a shovel a shovel.
42ntson about 8 years ago
BURN!
sandflea about 8 years ago
“SAVE THE WHALES”
Train 1911 about 8 years ago
Good ones that Brutus
paullp Premium Member about 8 years ago
Would have been funnier if he said, "You’re a big mouth bass — no, you’re a shark — wait, you’re a barracuda . . . " thus proving her point. Or have the Sansoms made a resolution this year not to let Brutus be outdone by MIL?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Oooooooh nice burn, good comeback. Trump could learn the art of the snark from you
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Does this old crone live with them? If so, why?
sneakysdad about 8 years ago
WAY to go man!!
namelocdet about 8 years ago
….And then he woke up…