Newsman: Stories like a woman living in a shoe and a cow jumping over the moon soften kids up so I can hit them with fake news later in life.
Don’t forget the Bible.
I thought most of the news was fake.
Kids, when your parents try to convince you that God exists, remember their track record on Santa Claus. Yes, they WILL lie to you.
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ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Don’t forget the Bible.
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
I thought most of the news was fake.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Kids, when your parents try to convince you that God exists, remember their track record on Santa Claus. Yes, they WILL lie to you.
awesomesteeler over 7 years ago
lol