Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2017

I would never say no to girlfriend that wanted to go to a “tapas” bar.

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Remove your pearl necklace? How slutty.

I’m 32 years of age and at times I mishear people tell me something. Sometimes as a joke, other times as serious.

Gosh, Bruno…. I thought it meant no roof….

you know…. open-air dining…..

Pig really is into S+M ! Why does he keep seeing her ?

Pig will be topless when she rips his head off (she can be a mean little sucker).

Pig, who are you sharing a brain with?

How come the Like The Comic doesn’t have a number of likes?

Topless is very appetizing…well, if it is the right top.

Oh, Pig, Pig, Pig

Of course, Pigita herself always goes topless (and who cares?).

The experienced gentleman can easily visualize her sixteen nips.

I learned the secret of “tapas” in Barcelona: they’re disgusting.

Speaking as someone with a fairly serious hearing loss (and as someone who gets in a LOT of trouble with his wife as a result), this isn’t that much of a stretch for me to see this happening.

How many times has Pig and Pidita broken up? Anyway, I’m happy to someone is taking a stand for virtue and morality.

haha you’re both shirtless anyway! It seems more like a rat thing to say though

Oh, please, Cartoon-Boy, pretty please! Let Pig’s declaration be true!

If it is so, then it was worth the beating that despicable Pigita inflicted on poor hearing-challenged Pig….

So that’s Pigta

Funny cause she’s already tapas