Monty by Jim Meddick for January 20, 2017

Kick the little cretin down the stairs.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Huh? How would that be a hindrance as the wall is to the left side and would make it hard to swing a sword.

@Needachuckle..

Think thrusting, not swinging.

where did meddick come up with that piece of trivia?

Amphibious if you’re a basketball player.

It’s okay Sedgie, luckily Jarvis can hop on either leg.

Stabbed with what, a splinter from the wooden sword?

Also, every so often a tread would be a little shorter or taller or not as long.

This made it easy to trip on the stairs.

He’ll show you his other boot.

I’ll have you know, I am also not left-handed.

Lucky for Jarvis the little shite isn’t a foot taller!

How sinister of Sedgwick. Perhaps Jarvis should utilize his superior height and reach to administer a sound thrashing to the brash lad!