Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 10, 2017

Single cell creatures need nutrition!

And then Calvin went Nucleus.

Mom’s right. The last thing we need is for him to get enough nutrients and split into two Calvins.

Catchd him red-handed!!

I would have thought Mom would be the kind to make her own cookies. Dad would want them made with carob chips, not chocolate, and whole-wheat flour.

Aw, man, how can she deny her kid cookies when he uses words like ‘cytoplasmic’, ‘pseudopod’ and ‘Protozoan’?!

Ameobas need Skittles and Twix. Chamydomonases need Lay’s!

A kid who actually likes oatmeal cookies? He’s weirder than I thought!

“Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”

After he’s already chewed them?

Mom has to admire Calvin’s creativity.

I think that it is too late to put the cookies back.

Garfield did this once in one of his story arcs.

Calvin should have paid better attention in the Covert Disguises Workshop!

Sorry, Calvin. That’s just the way the cookie crumbles…

xxx

So brilliant. I laughed my head loose.

Surely nobody likes crunchy oatmeal cookies . . .

I have always loved Calvin’s sense of imagination.