Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2017

Henry must be married to the girl from “Paradise by the Dashboard Light.”

Beats the alternative, I say.

Happy Henry believes that the glass is half full… of toxic waste.

He probably used to have that name until November 9th of last year. Just ask Rat, Goat.

He evidently knows our current President.

Harbinger of Hope(lessness)?

Maybe dying is the best result.

Well, technically he’s right.

By definition a harbinger is a bringer of BAD NEWS!

What is this, South Park?

Pessimist is sure he is right

optimist hopes he is right

Realist is right.

I think he’s in the President’s cabinet.

I wonder if he’s related to Happy Time Harry from Aqua Teen Hungerforce

Whatever happened to Angry Bob? I could use a dose of Angry Bob about now…

Not that I think this is what Stephan was going for, but Paul was optimistic about death in his letter to the Phillippians (Phil. 1:21).

It’s true.

We all have an expiry date. And we can’t do anything about it!

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Quick and to the punchline! Thanks, Mr. Pastis! BTW what type of name is Pastis?

I don’t like a mean-spirited puppet who rubs Rat’s nose in my affairs! Right or wrong!

An accurate prediction. Where does hope come in?