Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 01, 2017

the doctor is dead serious, mister… wouldn’t want to confuse your bodily fluid for that of someone else

Not a problem for us ladies. We usually have a reserve, which is why we visit the girls’ room so often.

Years ago I was in the hospital for some tests. It was always nothing to eat or drink the night before & in the morning first thing they wanted was – guess what!

Many’s the time I’ve sat in a waiting room drinking a zillion tiny cups of water trying to provide a sample.

If they would let me drink beer in the waiting room, it would be no problem.

as a old time plugger, I can visit the men’s room every other minute and still make a deposit, too bad I can’t say that about the bank…..

Reminds me of my Army induction where the medic said; “See that bottle there? Well, fill it !”I said “From HERE??” After a 50- mile car ride and 3 cups of coffee that AM, I could have DONE it, too !! There’s many a story about ‘passing the bottle’ around to someone who was ‘still full’ in those lines back in the day…

Sounds like he has a wee problem…