Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 26, 2017

specially a bad dad

TONY *ABOUT 8 HOURS AGO

Tattoo?

No, thanks; I’m good.

Passing the buck!!!For a laugh!!!

Tattoo NOPE!!!

I’ll tattoo you.

Oh, I’m sorry he passed away some years ago. Didn’t anyone tell you?

When she’s through beating a tattoo on Elliot’s head, you’re next Peter.

My hair is so thin that I have often threatened to shave my head and tattoo flowers on my scalp.

Tattoo? Nope. I have enough scars on my body from doing stupid stuff.

@Tony:

I’ve said it a number of times — tattoos aren’t for me. If God meant for me to have such marks on my body, I’d have been born with them. (End of preach, LOL!) But, I was born to ask today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Dang, do you love being a parent?

A panther works great as you get older. That bald spot stays black! Unless you’re a blonde or redhead I guess.

HEY TONY!!! I’ve noticed that you don’t have a shopping cart option on your ‘toon. What’s up with that? At $40 – $240 for a reprint of a days strip, you could make at least a quarter, after fees, if we all bought one.

I figured Eliot would change his mind at the mention of ‘needles’. No tattoos for me.

Due to the comic writer’s imagination block, we are re-running an old program with a change in the kid’s idea.

Dad’s in trouble if Elliot ever says, “Dad said it was okay!”