The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 04, 2017

Colorist musta had half a day off.

Half the audience already drowned.

Time and tide wait for no man.

you can never depends on that guy

Up to their necks in pee…

waiting for John Glynn…

who happens to be the President and Editorial Director of Universal UClick. and the editor of GoComics.

Hmmm…..

I can’t help wondering whether this is some sort of thinly veiled dig at the new “improved” website.

“incontinence” ? What I see is an archipelago.

Obviously no one is taking B vitamins.

Flood in the audience? And does J. Glynn look like (Mayor) Adam West from the Family Guy cartoon?

Just giving them a heads up.

Where’s Waldo? :/

Yes, its funny.

But, in my line of work its no joke.

LOL!

We are cathetered here today for…

To Pee, or Not to Pee…..? Not really much of an option, is it?

I’m reminded of the Hell joke where the people are saying “Don’t make waves.”

That’s just NASTY!!!

Reminds me a very old joke from my junior high days (middle school days to you whippersnappers).

So Bob, a Really Bad Guy, dies in the midst of one of his typical Bad Acts and goes to hell. Beelzebub gives him a quick tour and offers to let him choose his eternal damnation.

Satan’s minion takes Bob to a first room where everyone is in flames and rolling around on the ground on broken glass and jagged metal shards. “Whoa,” thinks our new cellar-dweller, “that’s awful!” So he tells Beelzebub, “Let me see the other choice before I decide.”

Off they go to a second room, where everyone is up to their necks in poop (the deep doodoo) and they’re all drinking coffee. “Well,” thinks Bob, “that’s not so bad. I could deal with this for eternity.” So he tells his new overseer, “I’ll take this one.” Beelzebub says, “Are you sure? There are no take-backs or do-overs.” “I’m sure,” says Big Bad Bob.

So, Bob climbs down into the poop pit and is handed his cuppa’ joe. He thinks to himself, “I can get used to the smell, plus it’s kinda warm and oozy, almost like a mud bath.” He’s humming to himself sort of happily and drinking his coffee, thinking he’s pulled a fast one on ol’ Satan, when all of the sudden Beelzebub shouts, “OK you losers, coffee break’s over! Back down under!”

john’s been flooded with requests to speak…