Buni by Ryan Pagelow for January 20, 2017

Don’t eat it, Buni. Who knows what’s in it…

Pho Delivery, Inc.: “We’re so efficient, we deliver before you even order it!”

The Cats Protection LeagueMidnight. A knock at the door.Open it? Better had.Three heavy cats, mean and bad.

They offer protection. I ask, ‘What for?’The Boss-cat snarls, ’You know the score.Listen man and listen good

If you wanna stay in the neighbourhood,Pay your dues or the toms will callAnd wail each night on the backyard wall.

Mangle the flowers, and as for the lawna smelly minefield awaits you at dawn.’These guys meant business without a doubt

Three cans of tuna, I handed them out. They then disappeared like bats into hellThose bad, bad cats from the CPL.

Roger McGough.

(Note: the real CPL is an organization dedicated to the care and sterilisation of feral alley cats).

And so the Mafia Bears built themselves quite the nutrition racket.

Godfather’s Pizza must be branching out.

@ORINOCOW: Nice!

Eat it all or we break your arm.

@*ORINOCO WOMBLE*: Sorry; when I typed it, there was supposed to be a space before the ‘W’. So, where do you live?

Chop suei