Jon: You know that nagging feeling, Garfield? Like when you can't remember if you did something or not?
Jon: I wonder if I forgot to close the door.
Garfield: Let's ask the goat in the living room.
Oye Jon,you’re lucky if ONLY the Goat’s in your Living Room;I’ve heard a rumor that the three bears were looking to get back at some human for that Goldie Locks affair.
In my neighborhood we have feral goats (the subdivision was previously a goat farm). And we’ve had them on the front porch eating house plants, but so far not inside the house. So I guess we’ve remembered to close the door.
codycab over 7 years ago
Nagging: another reason to stay single.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Well, Jon did grow up on a farm. How hard can it be to raise a cat, a dog, AND a goat?
Martin I over 7 years ago
And Jon complains that Garfield is lazy?
William Pursell over 7 years ago
Oye Jon,you’re lucky if ONLY the Goat’s in your Living Room;I’ve heard a rumor that the three bears were looking to get back at some human for that Goldie Locks affair.
You what!!! over 7 years ago
Well haven’t we all been there?
A R V reader over 7 years ago
Could be worse, Jon could’ve forgotten to feed Garfield.
joe piglet Premium Member over 7 years ago
The better joke would be " Ask the horse in the living room"
Amra Leo over 7 years ago
I wouldn’t bother the raccoons watching TV, they’re pretty into “Cops”…
Charlie Fogwhistle over 7 years ago
In my neighborhood we have feral goats (the subdivision was previously a goat farm). And we’ve had them on the front porch eating house plants, but so far not inside the house. So I guess we’ve remembered to close the door.
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
Look on the bright side you two — now you can have goat’s milk!
Number Three over 7 years ago
The Goat is actually lost and looking for directions.
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Nobody_Important over 7 years ago
Had to check, but I am pleased to report all of my goats are accounted for, not sure who it belongs to.
glowing-steak32 over 7 years ago
Well, if you like goat’s milk, he can stay.
CalvinAndHobbes658 over 3 years ago
business garfield the brave about 2 years ago
a goat!? what is happening!