Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 15, 2017

When the geese heard the humans say that they’d be catching fly balls, they decided they didn’t want to watch.

Hey, take a gander at that…I guess gooses don’t like B ball, eh?

i wasn’t expecting that goose, said the batboy in the penn state locker room

‘Goose Abuse’ – I just can see it now – another organization pleading, pulling heart-strings(violins in the background), to protect the poor geese, starving, etc.

Let’s not go into reasons for duck migrations…

Correlation/causation. Always fun. Next he can investigate the increase in shark attacks the follows the annual spike in beer and ice cream sales.

The stupid geese haven’t flown south from here in years.

yup. our geese are permanent residents now, and folks get upset when we have to cull them before they over populate.

If young geese lose their parents, they don’t learn to migrate so they just hang out for the winter…

Geese are like humans. They do no more than what they have to to survive. Golf courses are perfect habitat for feeding, and nesting. Ta Da !The waterfowl migration patterns have changed drastically,seeminly more so on the Atlantic flyway.

We lived right on the Mississippi Flyway for several years. Had a ringside seat to many migrations.

Goose abuse….wasn’t that what Mr. President was accused of?

I live in south Louisiana next door to a small man-made lake. The Canada Geese use it as a rest stop. They fly over our neighborhood almost year-round.

And college baseball starts this Friday.

Randy Johnson did have an unfortunate incident with a pigeon during a Spring Training game a few years back.

Spoken like someone who’s had to hose down the playground one too many times.

hmmmm… I never thought about that correlation before… hmmm (looks about suspiciously)