Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 19, 2017

Be grateful, Lio, that you weren’t stepped on.

The Perils of Tiny Lio!

The Angst of Dad over a Too-Talky Vacuum Cleaner!

What follows is a very interesting 911 call.

Shrinking yourself won’t get you out of housework (pun intended).

Damn vacuum cleaner is sentient. O.o

Honey, I vacuumed up the kid…

He doesn’t look too surprised that his vacuum is cussing…

Nightmare material.

Well, this sucks.

I didn’t know one could swear in color.

Maybe he needs Psychiatrist in a Bottle.

Lio must be a Steve Martin fan…

A discounted AARP membership for anyone old enough to get the reference…

Well then, it’s time to make notes. If we ever try a shrinking formula, do NOT try it while on the floor.

Shouldn’t the potion just say “drink me?”

Wait, Lio can speak, but only by swearing?

Lio doesn’t talk. It’s the bugs who are swearing as he’s beating them up.