Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 24, 2017

Would he settle for – oh, I don’t know – custard instead?

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Do you have culture?

I have a bottle of culture every day.

I have some cultured pearls… and a few yogurts… does that count?

Other than that I’m kinda counter cultural.

Yep. It’s kinda like the expiration date on sour cream.

actually the main ingredient in regular yogurt is sugar

What it is, is an expensive glass of spoiled milk. Yogurt is edible only in tzatziki sauce

The only culture I have is “Shock”

Bruno Zeigert isn’t free yet. I sent an email this morning.

I eat yogurt, not cookies.

@Tony:

Local supermarket had “culture” on sale this week, so yeah, I stocked up. (Can’t beat 4 for a buck!) And now, here’s today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What else can you eat?

@Tony – I’m not sure if it’s culture in the back of my fridge, or a Klingon delicacy

Not necessarily redundant. Some yogurts are really high in fat. But there are some fat-free, sugar-free yogurts out there.

Watching his calories isn’t necessarily reducing his calories.

In my opinion, yogurt tastes like something you thought you threw out last week