Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice
Frank: It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets...
Ernie: You must also avoid taking side trips into alleys!
Hmm, I’d like to take a turn onto promiscuity lane. Oh look, let’s go to fornication boulevard. Not sure if those qualify as alleys, but they’re quite alluring.
skeeterhawk over 7 years ago
Hmm, I’d like to take a turn onto promiscuity lane. Oh look, let’s go to fornication boulevard. Not sure if those qualify as alleys, but they’re quite alluring.
Jml58 over 7 years ago
It seems to be a nice place to visit, if your partner wants to go there. otherwise you should stay away.
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
And no hit-and-run.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
Detour. Road closed.
stairsteppublishing over 7 years ago
F&E – good advice.
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
Those alleys are always filled with the largest potholes.
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
Or falling off a pedestal.
Jeff0811 over 7 years ago
Alleys are generally in the back, and usually only have room for one way traffic.
whiteaj over 7 years ago
See today’s “Doonesbury.”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
Relationships are never 50-50, they only work well when they operated on a Sliding Scale when all involved understand and use it.