Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 09, 2017

I’m not too sure about the one after the ninja personally. (All those figurines look like they came from “The Indian in the Cupboard.”)

Which one do you buy to whack a mole?

I am reminded of an old Spectre story in which he used a child’s toys to bring (horrific) justice to criminals.

Better than garden gnomes.

I’d pay to see this kind of “pest control” in action!

It’s a toss up between the ninja and the mafia hit man. Both would be fun to watch.

At first I thought, “Nice! Organic.” Then I realized that half of them would spread head to varying degrees.

I think I’ll go with the psycho with the machete. I’ve heard good things about him from Mr Krueger.

Do they come with instructions?

Which do you recommend for aunts? Or uncles?

So many pests, so little time!

I will take the one with the machine gun.