Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2017

If the guy is lucky, it could be Canada or Australia.

Hmm, it seems Yuban is an actual brand. But Rat seems to be doing the president thing on a part time basis.

Rat is the Nabob of deportation.

@Kaputnik- Yes, and I always enjoyed it. Seems they don’t import it to Canada anymore, at least I haven’t seen it in decades.

Yep. Old enough to remember seeing Yuban coffee on supermarket shelves. Not a coffee drinker any more, so I haven’t looked at those shelves in decades. No idea if Yuban was any good or not.

Rat didn’t deport him; Rat banned him.

Um, you guys… Yuban was on sale just tonight, at the supermarket, and I bought a couple of cans,

so I sure hope it’s still around, at least long enough for me to drink it!

That’s funny right there!

…I used to love Yuban until it was bought out by Folgers…it is sold exclusively at Kewpee Burgers. Dave Thomas stole Keepee’s burger mojo, so I guess this is apropos…

Look out, Stephan. This is what happens to incorrigible punsters. So don’t incorrige Rat.

“I deported him because…no one tells better jokes than me. I have the best jokes. No one’s ever seen anything like my sense of yumor!”

Thank you, President Rat

I wonder what President Rat would do if the served a brand of coffee called Tali?

And Stephan, too, I hope.

Pearls almost used to be funny.

I deleted my previous post because it was based on a misinterpretation. Here’s a new one:

The deported guy was given a faulty parachute and pushed out of a plane; it was good to the last drop.

Nice one today, Pastis!

Stephan must stay up all night thinking these up. Keep up the good work. Nothing like a good groan in the am

Is it bad that I found this funny?

But that’s the purpose of comic strips. Right?

xxx

I love word play and this was great!!

Donald Trump: Wonderland’s Queen of Hearts for a new American age.

Easy come; easy go, on the Rat Staff. Now, brew me up a big hot cuppa Joe, ’cause I gotta Face the Depressed yet again….

Very very good Pastis… you still got it.

Rat: “Build a wall and toss him over it.”

Now that I’ve already read Pearls Takes a Wrong Turn, I now know how in the world Rat became president. I can calm down now..

true dat