Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 21, 2017

Kansas?

OMG Toto,we’ve made a U-Turn somewhere and NOW we’re BACK in Kansas?

We’re there!

It’s a small world after all.

FLOOR IT, BABY – CAN’T DRIVE 55!!

I want to open a theme park where there are no rides, just lines. When you get to the head of one line, you go to the end of the next. Statistically speaking, it’s not significantly different from a park where you wait an hour in line for a two-minute ride.

Why???!!!!

MINE!! And I love it! I can get out when I want to and don’t have to put up with toxic, crazy or angry people!

I used to think that Kansas and Nebraska were flat and boring until I found myself living in Clovis, NM… I now have a whole new definition for flat and boring.

I was truly glad to leave that town even though my assignment there gave me plenty of time to work on my undergrad degree using ENMU in Portales. It was a pretty good school in the mid 80’s, especially for where it’s at. At least living in Clovis made my next assignment look like a really good deal, I probably wouldn’t have thought so otherwise. No matter how bad an assignment or place might be, there can always be worse if you try hard enough… 8^)

Try driving across Texas.

She must be going through the plains.

I’ve been there! Crossing west Texas….