Dad is actually a long-time hedge fund manager, who now just lets his money roll in and he sits around in his underwear. Still Death would be pretty cool to bring to show-&-tell.
One would think that the school should know by now to be VERY specific about what they mean when they mention “special friend,” especially in Lio’s case.
Our doubts about Dad mirror Lio’s. But bringing the Grim Reaper into the school (will he be allowed to bring his scythe with him? Who’d stop him?) may set off PTA complaints. And Lio already has enough of a reputation!
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
well, the flyer did say “or a special friend”
Darsan54 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dad is actually a long-time hedge fund manager, who now just lets his money roll in and he sits around in his underwear. Still Death would be pretty cool to bring to show-&-tell.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ol’ MORT will give a fine, all-capitals speech!
And he could deliver a cutting edge presentation on the harvesting of souls… together with a presentation by the Death of Rats
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 7 years ago
…and he can stay after school and teach some kids how to play chess. (Yeah, why not?)
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’m sure Lio will get a good grade.
YatInExile over 7 years ago
Another fate worse than death.
bluegirl285 over 7 years ago
One would think that the school should know by now to be VERY specific about what they mean when they mention “special friend,” especially in Lio’s case.
newyorkslim over 7 years ago
The invitation will be declined — wrong demographic for the speaker… who has more work to do in the Middle East.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 7 years ago
So….does Lio’s dad have a job? Somebody must be paying the bills.
danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago
free demos on request.
eljoya over 7 years ago
His dad must have some special powers. The TV stand is resting on only 2 legs.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Our doubts about Dad mirror Lio’s. But bringing the Grim Reaper into the school (will he be allowed to bring his scythe with him? Who’d stop him?) may set off PTA complaints. And Lio already has enough of a reputation!
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
that would be a killer presentation…
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
“Okay, our next guest is a Corpse Removal Technician…”