Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 27, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    well, the flyer did say “or a special friend”

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Dad is actually a long-time hedge fund manager, who now just lets his money roll in and he sits around in his underwear. Still Death would be pretty cool to bring to show-&-tell.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Ol’ MORT will give a fine, all-capitals speech!

    And he could deliver a cutting edge presentation on the harvesting of souls… together with a presentation by the Death of Rats

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    …and he can stay after school and teach some kids how to play chess. (Yeah, why not?)

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’m sure Lio will get a good grade.

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    YatInExile  over 7 years ago

    Another fate worse than death.

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    bluegirl285  over 7 years ago

    One would think that the school should know by now to be VERY specific about what they mean when they mention “special friend,” especially in Lio’s case.

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    newyorkslim  over 7 years ago

    The invitation will be declined — wrong demographic for the speaker… who has more work to do in the Middle East.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 7 years ago

    So….does Lio’s dad have a job? Somebody must be paying the bills.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    free demos on request.

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    eljoya  over 7 years ago

    His dad must have some special powers. The TV stand is resting on only 2 legs.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Our doubts about Dad mirror Lio’s. But bringing the Grim Reaper into the school (will he be allowed to bring his scythe with him? Who’d stop him?) may set off PTA complaints. And Lio already has enough of a reputation!

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    that would be a killer presentation…

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    “Okay, our next guest is a Corpse Removal Technician…”

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