Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 03, 2017

No, Luke, Obi Wan killed your father.

“No Dorothy, it wasn’t a dream.”

Dang it, I was JUST going to write a book like that. Now if I do I’ll get sued by TWO parties.

And he wins the First World War single-hoofed. Or is that another book?

That is a clever way of making sure she reads it all.

“Spider-horse, Spider-horse, does whatever a spider-horse can…”

And all the horses learned to play tubas and euphoniums and then performed at the next TubaChristmas in their town.

Isn’t it a little late for an April Fool joke?

At first, I though Phoebe’s mom was wearing a lit candle on her ear. Now I see that is is a wet paint brush. So this is where Phoebe gets her dweebiness.

Why is it that I hate “Equestria Girls” so much when I’ve never even seen it?

Wait till she finds out what “Rosebud” really means… 7@=Q

Needlepoint, eh?

o_O

what about the part where they each take a hoofprint of fluff and paint a picture of the negative space around phoebes mom, and she coalesces from a thousand points of delicious light and hands them each a tall frosty glass of oatmilk cider?

refreshing!