Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 30, 2017

Didn’t they do this before?

I think there’s less sugar in frosting than there is Nutella? ….or at least it’s nearly equal.

He needs to make sure it’s dark chocolate frosting. Dark chocolate is supposed to be good for you.

Keep at it, Ralph. After your heart goes pop, you’ll get plenty of sleep.

So sleeping burns 80 calories an hour? Think how many more calories you’d burn Ralph if you got active? Or if you went to sleep with no snack, you could burn off your dinner!

I think he needs to go on a 100 mile run.

Fagan seems to have drawn HER incredibly skinny for this sequence…

I think I need to go back to bed – the new exercise!

How’d he get past the security system.

He’d have to sleep a double shift!

Caned frosting is Crisco mixed with powered sugar.

Homer: “Psh—what are you talking about, Marge? Of course I’m a responsible father!”

Bart: “Hey, Dad—can we have a can of frosting for lunch?”

Homer: “OK.”

The Simpsons