Monty by Jim Meddick for April 22, 2017

Brought to you by the Kansas Seacoast Chamber of Commerce.

“I’m hot for global warming.”

How do you intend to move more water inland to provide fresh water to reverse the well-established trend of growing aridity without the thermal energy to create water vapor or the atmospheric water vapor density and attendant heat envelope to prevent losses to tropical storms from premature condensation?

Gonna be hard to fit that on a bumper sticker.

“Is it hot, or is it just you?”

Might even go with “No Clothes, No Problem”.

We need to tie that slogan to a sandwich shop. When I read it, I immediately started wanting to go out for schwarma.

Please, enough of the global warming hoax. We were told New York would be submerged by 2015. How did that turn out?

Monty’s twin sister?

OMG! Could our Montague Montahue, notorious bumbling fool, be rising rapidly up the corporate ladder?! Is Monty the new Man in the Grey Flannel Suit?

It is to laugh. No crisis is too big for our Monty, nor too small. He is Everyman, and Superman!

“This is the 9 o’clock news. The world ends in 15 minutes, film at 11…”

ya know that if global warming continues, and we have to see scenes like this babe getting relief from the heat, I may just go for global warming in a big way!

What they don’t tell you is that that is at the South Pole in 2150.

“Hmmm. It doesn’t make me like global warming, but I do have a sudden craving for shawarma.”

I didnt know he had a job!