Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 13, 2017

If your brains were boogers it wouldn’t be enough to blow your nose. Or was it dynamite?

at least Phoebe and Blaartholomew got that out of their systems

If I can’t be friends with humans, I might as well give trolls and unicorns a try.

Dakota clearly envies Phoebe for her friendship with Marigold. Did they just boot her out of her one foothold in the supernatural world?

In the 5th panel, they’re both laughing, giving this brief story arc a comedy relief ending (unless there’s more to it).

The hand gesture in panel two is perfect.

I never noticed it before, but don’t you think the goblins look like Gremlins?

Those “Blarts” (AKA “Blaarts” – flatulence) are coming out the wrong end.

So, Dakota is the enemy of all life.

I sometimes wonder whether Blaartish is related to the language of the Zathras brothers.

Not complaining, but why is Phoebe looking at us???

Friendship never needs a translation.

I am Groot.

Blaart bläart

I’m guessing the first “blaart” translates to “I agree”. The second “blaart” translates to “totally”. The third “blaart”(Marigold) translates to “indeed!”. :)