Pickles by Brian Crane for May 11, 2017

wait up earl! I’m going with you!!

And if she’s watching the View regularly, it’s time to cancel your cable subscription.

If you’re watching The View, I’m watching The Price Is Right in the other room.

My names for shows my daughters watch:

Say Yes to the Dress/Say No to the Show

Project Runway/Project Run Away

Worst Cooks in America/What’s for dinner?

The View= 3 Chicks trying to out talk each other and see who can do it loudest…

You’ll have to go to Somalia to get away from that bunch.

Nothing racist or hate baiting on that show. Totally worthless.

Earl’s a man after my own heart.

Wow! Doesn’t anybody like that show? I know I don’t. Just the nano-second that I see it while flipping through the channels is more than I can tolerate of that show. I almost feel like I need to disinfect the TV after seeing those women screeching at each other.

’m with you, Earl. Four years of lunch-hours in an all-girl school cafeterial were enough noise to last me for a lifetime of shrieky females talking over one another — and we weren’t as bad as they are!

I wholeheartedly agree with Earl on this one. I have always maintained that if my esposa maravilhosa is happy then I’m happy….and if she’s not, I know darn well, I won’t be either !

We have a form of television down here, called telenovelas – very similar ( but much more popular ) to U.S. T.V. soap operas, only these are on in the evenings as well as daytimes. They are the reason we have 2 televisions !

My wife is happy to watch her favorite nightly telas in one room and I watch my sports or other programs in the other.

There is one nightly nationally produced tela Tres Familias that we watch together. It was originally a 30 minute comedy show that somebody had the bright idea of turning into a 1 hour telenovela. Now in it’s second season, it is immensely popular, very well written, with a cast of outstanding actors. The show combines enough drama and humor that makes it worth viewing five nights a week, for about six months.

Or if she’s going to The Fabric Store, Earl will be going elsewhere…

xxx

If that show finally does gets the ax, ABC will move The Chew to mornings!

Instead of watching those shows, I’m online seeing my comics, here and elsewhere.

I thought all those hags were supposed to be moving.

YEAH EARL!!!!! too bad you can’t do an intervention for Opal.