Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2017

I’ll respect your cultural traditions as long as you’re buying.

Apparently the only “culture” Rat cares about is yeast.

Oh! A meaningful holiday. I best be going to the liquor store then. See y’all later! Probably much later.

24 hours in a day…24 bottles in a case. Now that’s a cultural tradition worth respecting.

We already have a ‘Get As Drunk As You Can’ day – it’s called Super Bowl Sunday.

Sure rat, when you-know-what freezes over. (and after it does, I still won’t respect it)

Not true! Today is Straw Hat Day, Chocolate Chip Day and Nylon Stockings Day and I couldn’t find cards for any of them!

Everyday is Rat’s Day !

Let’s see how your mom feels about all that, Rat!

How about Crocs Day? Eat as many of your nebbas as you can.

Who am I to argue with multiculturalism (is that a real word ?).

May 16th – “Be A Jerk To Everyone Day”

Oh wait. That’s every day.

xxx

I’m with Goats on this one!

Wasn’t that 10 days ago?

Why expect sober-sides Goat to follow the dictates of ethnography, Rat? There is no reason for him to respect your traditions, especially when they consist in Getting Drunk. Maybe you should respect his cultural tradition!

Don’t you know your Mom’s still alive, Rat?!

My sister’s birthday is may 15th