Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 16, 2017

Oxford, Walden — it was all a smoke filled haze.

Oxford Mississippi is home to University of Mississippi, or as it is better known, Ole Miss, well known for Faulkner and FOOTBALL. Ole Miss is less well known as the only research facility which possessed, for the longest time, the only authorisation from the US Government to produce cannabis for government research. I believe the US Army actually raised the cannabis or perhaps that just “oversaw” the legal production and distribution.(shouldv’e gone with Stanford, or UC-Berkeley)

Oxford Ohio is home to Miami University. Miami University is extremely well regarded.

The Doonesbury crew could fit in well in either University.

A tad over-the-top there, Zonk.

That slip of the tongue could actually work in Walden’s favor.

Maybe they should mention Zonk’s lordship.

Turns out, he’s Walden’s very best spokesman!…And Oxford’s worst.

Ah, VHS. Wasn’t it just wonderful?

Ox Ford, on the other hand, is the largest car dealership ever owned by a large farm animal.

What’s God have to do with it?

Good save, Zonk.

So, Mr. Harris. How much are you getting paid for this spot?