Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 16, 2017

Where are their red rubber noses and clown shoes?

Smock, smock, how’s your bird?

He misheard the line from Laugh-In. He thought it was “Smock it to me!”

Bob, or is it Biff (whichever has pants on) I like your pants. The leash going up from behind on the 4 legged one will not work, I am sorry to say.

One class on “The Romantic Poets” and they’ll live forever in the world of Shelley and Keats, Dogsworth and Bowron.

Bob is still waiting to take the human version at the Ballard and Pine Auto Shop and Senior Center….

Now that Biff is an expert in the genre.

It’s a crock the way people mock Biff and Bob for wearing their smock. But Bob and Biff put no stock in it, though they do say “put a sock in it”. Now off I go to the Tiki, for a Bock beer.

Something’s missing.

DEm SmoCKs ainT PERMITTID on TwosDays… Jus sayin

Bob would be happier if Biff put the leash on him after the smock.

When do they do their Dance to Spring?

Bob, affectionately known as Dr. Smock, enjoys his daily strolls though Ballard showing off his vast collection of appealing artistic apparel.

Biff, on the other hand, struggles against being branded the laughingstock of the Ballard Bowsers Boys Club. He considers these daily ambulations, his Walk of Shame !

Their share of smirks too, I imagine…

Yet there they are, making a mockery of smockery…

I have been trying to come up with something to say about this all day

Words fail me.

This is just sooo wrong.

I’m surprised Bob isn’t in a straight jacket.