Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 22, 2017

Peaceful protest won’t work. The bullies are too selfish.

The bully’s parents are going to pay for damages if he ruins the bus; it’s school property.

It works when your mom says it to you. Unfortunately, you’re not the bully’s mom.

1. The bus driver should put a stop to it, and 2. His hands will either really hurt (those seat backs are metal) or will be able to withstand anything.

See what I meant when I said she should have worn those headphones that construction guys wear?

“Watch out, or my unicorn will make all your hair fall out!”

Marigold needs to turn him into a newt.

zip ties Phoebe, zip ties and a gag.

Phoebe is so cute in panel 3!