Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 27, 2017

awkward cousin conversation there

Spork looks like he’s put on some weight.

Tony’s question, which of course Tigressy will probably sneak in and post while I’m typing, is

“Are you fancy?”

Durn tootin’, Tony!

I’m a girl.

We got that napkin/plate thing down.

Except, sigh…. I’m not very fancy.

i think you just saw the extent of it….

except for maybe the glitter.

Well, fancy that.

Fancy? Naah.

Today, we had planned to go to a school picnic aka meet together.

I’m glad that I’ve tossed some small things together now for my husband – I’m under the weather which I would have ignored but the problem is south and the outdoor facilities are quite a walk away from the gathering…

My idea of fancy dining is sitting down to eat.

Fancy Shmancy! Heck no not me

Nah. Only when I have to be.

Hoping the doc will let Shawn have a little “pet therapy” and let him outside to the atrium for a little time with Turd today.

Fancy? Me? Nah, I don’t get above my raising.

You could say I’m fancy enough to use a napkin, but the reality is, if I wipe my hands on my clothes I have to wash them, and I’m too lazy.

We’re pretty fancy, I guess. Even the dog insists upon eating in the dining room.

I guess we are fancy since we usually eat off of plates (paper plates at the cabin, but plates nonetheless)

If drinking beer with my pinky extended then yes.

You people sound like you don’t know the correct knife and fork to eat pizza with. Heathens!

My husband and I eat most every meal on paper plates. Fancy is eating on a real plate.

@Tony:

I’m not fancy, I’m JPuzzleWhiz! (insert rimshot) But maybe you can all take a fancy to today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Plate, napkin or “something”?

BONUS “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Store-bought pizza or pizzeria-style?

I’m fancy enough not to eat pizza, either on a plate or otherwise.

Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let me down.

Darn it I fancy a piece of pizza now Tony.

JP Plate, napkin and a Pepsi with my homemade pizza.