Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 22, 2017

The trick to the perfect fried baloney sandwich is the slice of processed pasteurized cheese food product.

Most of the women I have dated loved my baloney.

I always preferred olive loaf.

I used to make an X in the center so that the trapped air could escape. Didn’t help much.

Use to love fried bologna sandwiches with mustard but now I cant stand the sight of it.

Distortion from it’s original appearance adds character to the baloney, bologna..

Why do I get the uncomfortable feeling that she is using baloney cups in some unapproved manner, and merely taunting her friend?

I didn’t experience fried baloney until I left home for college (ah, New Paltz, I miss you not at all), but I was struck by how identical it smelled to frying hot dogs.

NEVER had it never tried it -have never missed it.

IMHO that’s a lot of bologna.

I was reading about a poor man in London after the blitz. Sometimes he made a sandwich by putting salt on one slice of bread and sugar on the other slice. Sweet, sour and fiber all in one.

…i like carrot cake!

Fried baloney, egg and cheese sandwiches are to die for!

But, i still prefer carrot cake.

Here, of you order a hamburger with ’’ everything ", you get a burger with a fried egg, fried mortadella ( bologna ), fresh cheese, papas frita ( fried potatoes ), onions & tomato, on a large bun for $2 !

You can enjoy it as you listen to your arteries clogging shut.

And you are so full of baloney, it is against the food law…

Deli baloney is so much better than prepackaged,

She hates fried baloney sandwiches? HERESY!!!

My Yahoo X’d out Teresa this morning… am I missing something about this one???

Fried Balogna Sandwiches are lame.

Only available in the balcony island.

My mom used to fry thick (~1/2") slabs of bologna for either sandwiches or the main dinner course. Much better than the thin slices.

It was in my twelfth summer that I resolved to escape the dreary nothingness of life by the river and find some more interesting and less lethally dull place to call my home. It would not be difficult, really. I had no parents and no guardians in evidence and no connections to the community by school or church or social group. The place I lived was wholly ordinary and unremarkable. How it came to be heated, lighted and stocked with food and domestic supplies had never been my concern. I knew little about it and cared less. I knew I was there alone and life was the pointless, flat and meaningless torment of the damned. Any other details were unimportant and never came to mind, except that I hated all of it and its low, mundane sameness with a dull, hot hate.

@RANDY_B. Randy mentioned asters in a colorful FA a few days ago. I found a wiki page that helps to classify various asters. -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamopetalae

Who actually says buh-low-nuh. Everyone I know says buh-low-KNEE!

Smokes up the kitchen if you like a burnt slab of bologna.

I’ll just have a big, heaping helping of Lameness, please. I don’t like fried bologna sandwiches; and that’s no baloney!

I do, however, admire your technical proficiency in applied culinary science, ladies!

Any similarity to foods living or dead is surely a co-inky-dink.

http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&p=314&#p314

And it seems everyone wants piece of the SPAM:

http://tinyurl.com/SPAM-alikes

Salami B cups for the flat.

MEH~TDOLOGY LESS THAN A MINUTE AGOSeriously, Bologna vs Lameness. How do they stack up against one another?

Are they mortal enemies? Or just friends who don’t talk or write or ever see each other?

What IS the calorie count of Lameness when stacked against a National Brand of bologna?

Is it non-GMO?

Is it gluten free?

I think we’re missing a bigger market share if we don’t properly exploit those idiots who blindly salivate over such nonsense.

Can we at least say that Frog Applause® Brand Lameness has half the calories of regular lameness and that studies by prestigious institutions haven’t exactly corrected us when we say that, so it must be true?

Damn. Now I’m hungry. But in an inadequate way that’s not funny.