Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 08, 2017

It’ll be fun explaining this to the ER doc.

A laundry machine would work better. As long as Mom doesn’t notice.

My sister was a nurse…she brought home stories that would curl your hair!

Next thing you know, Calvin will be like Lucy and steal John Wayne’s footprints.

Shouldn’t today’s strip have been posted under “Bottomliners”???

Butt prints in cement.What a dirty crack :~)

I just noticed this now, but you can actually open the featured comment now! (I’ve just been putting “?comments=visible” in the strip links this entire time)

I’ve always preferred small children in the abstract rather than the concrete!

If Grauman’s Chinese Theatre decided to go adult.

If he’s not careful, he may become a hardened criminal.

“Will Calvin & Hobbes get themselves out of this sticky situation? Stick around!”

Expecting a lot of groans.

xxx