This is a joke where the Spanish version can’t do the word play. So it simply has the Reaper say "you have to come with me…..to the drinks I’m buying for you.
Back when I was in AA, they hammered a phrase into me…“To Drink Is To Die”…it eventually drove me back to drinking, but the darned reaper still isn’t showing up…lazy jerk!
“Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gearThis little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer.” Tom T. Hall
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
Goat is a scotch man.
willispate over 7 years ago
it’s been ages since we saw the Grim Reaper.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
please, Goat, let Grim finish his sentence for your scream in fear and pass out
cdgar over 7 years ago
Maker’s Mark is my brand of choice. I may never look at it the same after this panel.
Bilan over 7 years ago
Mixing bourbon and martinis? That’ll kill you.
gatocatcat over 7 years ago
They came there to get ripped, not reaped.
gatocatcat over 7 years ago
This joke was doomed from the start.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
Would Crystal Head Vodka be out of the question?
mjb515 over 7 years ago
They were not afraid of Death, they were afraid Death was going to take them to Stephen’s punning sessions.
Gent over 7 years ago
You don’t say! You must see his drink drip through his skeleton as he gulps it down.
mortaur over 7 years ago
WHAT???? No “Mark the bakers takers makers mark”?
whiteheron over 7 years ago
And this reminded me of an old Claudia Schmidt song:This whole album is (to me) great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVXbKPfMUrw
Forced Karma over 7 years ago
I have a craving for Salmon Mousse
SkyFisher over 7 years ago
But he does play a mean game of chess!
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Welcome back, Mr. Death!
jamestipton222 over 7 years ago
I love Maker’s Mark, one of the great bourbons.
dutchs over 7 years ago
This is a joke where the Spanish version can’t do the word play. So it simply has the Reaper say "you have to come with me…..to the drinks I’m buying for you.
Seed_drill over 7 years ago
The salmon mousse.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
A joke by Tommy Chong: “A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Give me a beer and a mop.’”
jdsven over 7 years ago
Take them to meet their maker? Don’t they hit their maker with a baseball bat at least once a week for a bad pun?
Number Three over 7 years ago
Are they just going to leave Goat lying there?
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danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Pastis angling for a free case of booze?
knight1192a over 7 years ago
Guess he forgot how to draw the Grim Reaper in the strip. This version looks terrible.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Better to drink with the Grim Reaper than to play patty-cake with him, ya know? He’s got that “magic touch”!
Swirls Before Pine over 7 years ago
Sorry, but I’m not a drinker. I tried whisky once. To me it was trying to swallow Listerine.
irish4william over 7 years ago
Back when I was in AA, they hammered a phrase into me…“To Drink Is To Die”…it eventually drove me back to drinking, but the darned reaper still isn’t showing up…lazy jerk!
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2015/06/21
tony_n_jen2003 almost 5 years ago
“Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gearThis little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer.” Tom T. Hall