B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 08, 2017

Yay! Since it’s B.C., they’ll get whacked by stone tablets instead of rolled up newspapers…

Most spiders are more helpful than not, but they are creepy. Hubby can do a week’s worth of cardio in five minutes when he walks into a web.

Spiders are really useful outside as well as in the garage. Some or them are even beautiful, but I still do NOT want them in my house.

My creepiest experience was early one morning noticing a big black spot on my wall above my sofa and realizing it was a tarantula! (Yes, I know some people say they make good pets)

I LOVE spiders! They can stay rent-free at my place anytime!

I have never been harmed by a spider, even in my house (imagine that, like somehow it’s different) but I have been bitten by lots of mosquito’s and flys and stinging insects, even in my house, so I prefer the spiders who prey on these insects. And, as has been mentioned they’re quite beautiful (if you can get over your irrational/unfounded fears).

Self-realization is both shocking and awesome

Spiders are always welcome in my apartment. Spiders, unlike roaches, cannot stand being near us.

Truer words seldom spoken.