Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 23, 2010
Transcript:
Poncho: So, Chazz, who's the alpha male in this relationship, you or me? Chazz: I'm the alpha male! Poncho: Okay, okay. That's cool. It's just that I'm still a puppy, and nobody knows yet how big I'm going to grow. It just might be easier to avoid a messy power transition later on.... Chazz: Go to sleep, Poncho.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Good try Poncho!
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
And that power transition battle goes on and on.
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
That’s telling him Chazz. Woo-hoo! You the man.
cdward almost 14 years ago
…and if you want to reach adulthood, Poncho, you will accept your beta position and go to sleep.
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
If you have to ask Poncho then you aren’t (at this time) the alpha male.
Dirty Dragon almost 14 years ago
He who provides the food is the alpha male, ipso facto.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Well as we all know, Poncho doesn’t get much bigger, but he does end up ruling the household!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
cleo, if Poncho has to ask, it doesn’t say much for Chazz’s claim to be alpha, either…
dre7861 almost 14 years ago
No wonder Poncho dislikes Carmen, she took over the prime bed real estate! Plus when Carmen and her orange sweaters come into the scene, she will be the true ‘Alpha Male’ for this family!
theR0nin almost 14 years ago
If you let the dog sleep in your bed, you might not be the alpha male!
gofinsc almost 14 years ago
When Poncho needs to go outside, who’s the alpha male?
mrsullenbeauty almost 14 years ago
They switch it up.
Selena Terrazas Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’m with you theR0nin, Poncho’s not just in the bed, he’s under the covers. Chazz can claim alpha male all he wants but we know who’s in charge.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Chazz must be pretty confident that Poncho is housebroken!
harmgb almost 14 years ago
Don’t go to any spam site, you’ll get a virus. (AND you’ll never get what you ordered) Sorry, folks, just trying to spam the spammers, I apologize that THIS is kinda spam too….