A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says … “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!”
A primitive chicken-like creature, not quite a chicken laid an egg, and due to a random genetic mutation, the egg, when it hatched, produced the first chicken.
You are welcome.
Of course, the egg goes back to the earliest Cambrian period, at least 550 million years ago. So the egg came before the chicken, by about a half billion years.
When God made all the creatures, He made the chicken, among all the animals, so the chicken came first, then the chickens, etc. started laying eggs. And that’s how it was.
sorry scrabblefiend. Arthropods, mollusks, fish and reptiles were laying eggs for hundreds of millions of years before the first appearance of galliform fossils in the Cretaceous.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
So that’s how they get pickled eggs.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Cute.
cheetahqueen almost 14 years ago
Egg’s not all he’s cracked up to be.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Can’t wait to see the one on deviled eggs.
person918 almost 14 years ago
a better version of this joke:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says … “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!”
cdward almost 14 years ago
“Chez Kenbake” - Love It!
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
person 918…Now that is funny, I don’t care who you are.
DaMuppett almost 14 years ago
I still say it was the rooster
rockngolfer almost 14 years ago
A primitive chicken-like creature, not quite a chicken laid an egg, and due to a random genetic mutation, the egg, when it hatched, produced the first chicken. You are welcome.
calvinandquestionmark almost 14 years ago
I don’t get it
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
person918 a bit racy there perhaps, but Powerboy is correct!!! ROFLMAO! Thanks for the laugh!
EarlWash almost 14 years ago
God made the chicken first. He doesn’t lay any eggs.
corzak almost 14 years ago
Of course, the egg goes back to the earliest Cambrian period, at least 550 million years ago. So the egg came before the chicken, by about a half billion years.
scrabblefiend almost 14 years ago
When God made all the creatures, He made the chicken, among all the animals, so the chicken came first, then the chickens, etc. started laying eggs. And that’s how it was.
corzak almost 14 years ago
sorry scrabblefiend. Arthropods, mollusks, fish and reptiles were laying eggs for hundreds of millions of years before the first appearance of galliform fossils in the Cretaceous.
wrmswt almost 14 years ago
Just as long as the egg comes with bacon.