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Ah yes! The noble abnegation of every selfish thought and desire. We only hope we beat the odds and the object of our love is at least somewhat deserving in the long run.
Nice use of a douchey strip to illustrate the example.
“No.” she said, “We are not doing this. Everything you have said has been a lie. Had you pants, they would be in flames. Shikigami is not a word in my vocabulary, so you didn’t come out of my subconscious. I am not in any distress or experiencing any hardship or misadventure. I don’t know what you are or why you are here. Are you stalling for some reason? Do you hope to distract me long enough to trick me into something? You should just go now. I’m not playing your game. There is nothing for you here.”
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 8 years ago
The abortionist and executioner joints.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 8 years ago
Apauled and Apetered
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 8 years ago
He’s just a hunka – hunka burnin’ love!
All he did was sing, “C’mon baby, light my fire!”
He didn’t quite get the concept that you should carry a torch, not be one.
She was a torch singer, and he got too close…
I’ll quit now.
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Are we talking about self-love?
From what I was told, your eyes would cross and hair would grow in strange places.
Fire was not one of the options.
The Old Wolf almost 8 years ago
… the kind that doesn’t feel any better when it stops.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns burns, that ring of fire, that ring of fire.
- Ring of Fire: June Carter, Merle Kilgore
Excepted from 101 ways to prepare a Kilgore Trout, by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 8 years ago
A Kiss or Spontaneous Combustion.
INGSOC almost 8 years ago
Anything for attention..
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And after the fiery Phoenix has been thoroughly immolated, he travels east to Tortilla Flat to wrap things up.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My favorite part was “T”
coltish1 almost 8 years ago
Ah yes! The noble abnegation of every selfish thought and desire. We only hope we beat the odds and the object of our love is at least somewhat deserving in the long run.
Nice use of a douchey strip to illustrate the example.
William Neal McPheeters almost 8 years ago
“Great Balls of Fire”
Linguist almost 8 years ago
I’ve been called a flaming __________ more than once !
Radish... almost 8 years ago
He met his match.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Relax, kiddo! We do not practice suttee in this country, not for guys, not literally nor figuratively.
Johnny Cash notwithstanding.
That said, yeah, one can get burnt by"love" gone bad….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 8 years ago
Love is… never having to ask for a fire extinguisher.
rumbay almost 8 years ago
…no “Hearts Afire”?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
They use to carry that strip here once.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“No.” she said, “We are not doing this. Everything you have said has been a lie. Had you pants, they would be in flames. Shikigami is not a word in my vocabulary, so you didn’t come out of my subconscious. I am not in any distress or experiencing any hardship or misadventure. I don’t know what you are or why you are here. Are you stalling for some reason? Do you hope to distract me long enough to trick me into something? You should just go now. I’m not playing your game. There is nothing for you here.”
stepham almost 8 years ago
You say self-immolation like it’s a bad thing.
Jkiss almost 8 years ago
Love is like a flame, it burns you when it’s hot. Love hurts……OOOH love hurts.