Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 24, 2017

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Like your nose itches when you’re under the car changing oil.

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    willispate  over 7 years ago

    if i was there, I’d sneeze like AH-CHOO-CHOO TRAIN!!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Like feeling the urge to cough at the clinic.

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    jvo  over 7 years ago

    Which magically becomes impossible as soon as your doctor asks you to cough. We are contrary beasts aren’t we.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Willispate……Really? Seriously? You went there? Congratulations! Are you from Chattanooga?….

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Or a public yawn??

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    billmccray  over 7 years ago

    A parking meter at a crosswalk?

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    Or any time any doctor asks you to relax.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This would work for yawns, too.

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    DanFlak  over 7 years ago

    My sneezes are epic: I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces. I once sneezed in the office and a co-worker in the building across the parking lot sent me an email “God bless you.”

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    magicwalnut  over 7 years ago

    See Cul de Sac.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And do not think of dancing blue elephants. Simply don’t think of them.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Sniff? Sniff? Do I smell something funny?

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My husband is about to have surgery this week and they told him to not sneeze or cough while he heals. Now we’re worried all he’s going to do is sneeze and cough. How can one hold in a sneeze?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How about “Do Not Look At This Sign”?

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    ldenunzio2016  over 7 years ago

    How to start sneezing conversation: just say excuse you. No, excuse you. without recusing yourself.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 7 years ago

    It’s a bit like “Unthink this” – “Think about nothing” or “Don’t think about a tiger”.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    They’re afflicted with a very suggestible disease… and its nothing to sneeze at!

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