Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 12, 2017

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    And when you kick someone, that doesn’t mean you have missile toes.

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    But if you dislike people with missing pedal digits, you ARE ‘lack toes intolerant’.

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    profesorquijote  over 7 years ago

    And if a car runs over your foot you don’t call a toe truck.

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    Foot Surgeon who loves Shakespeare: “Toe be or not toe be…”

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    norm047  over 7 years ago

    What do you do if you cut off your big toe with a lawnmower? You call a toe truck!

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    and never, ever use a hammer on your toe nails…

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