“Sea” gull isn’t accurate, as there are many gulls, ringbilled, California, etc., and they go far inland, like the statue to the savior gulls in Salt Lake City attest.
There is a reasonable (to birds) explanation for this phenomenon. Birds like to perch on something elevated, because that gives them a better view. In an open area, the most elevated object is often a car or a statue. Once the bird has found a comfy perch with a good view, the next order of business is to relieve itself. Since birds need to shed excess weight so they stay light enough to fly, they don’t “hold it,” but just let go wherever they happen to be.
thirdguy over 7 years ago
I always KNEW there was a conspiracy!
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
And that’s how the White House got white
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Oh, AIN’T it the truth!
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
Birdie, birdie, in the sky!
WoodEye over 7 years ago
Sooooo true… I drive a black car, something makes it a prime target.
Bilan over 7 years ago
If that were me, an SUV would’ve parked to the left.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Birds trained to let go on command? Quiet sophisticated Pavlovian training.
dl11898 over 7 years ago
Is it possible those bread crumbs have wheat bran mixed in?
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DanFlak over 7 years ago
Seagulls are nature’s garbage cans on wings. Just think of what the beach would smell like without them though.
Inthemiddle over 7 years ago
That is why there were no other cars in that car park. This guy is new to the place
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
My mother keeps bread in the trunk of her car and feeds the gulls in parking lots. She has been informed to STOP! LOL!
Alabama Al over 7 years ago
Gulls = Flying Rats.
Diat60 over 7 years ago
I’d question the quality of food bought from a store in an empty parking lot.
xSigoff Premium Member over 7 years ago
there is nothing in the bags that are indicative of a grocery store. He could just as well been in Lowes.
barquester over 7 years ago
No blue hair, much better.
JudyAz over 7 years ago
We don’t have seagulls as we’re not near the sea. We do however have bay-gulls.
tripwire45 over 7 years ago
Relax. It happens to everyone. Nothing personal.
BagHolder5150 over 7 years ago
We have gulls here in North Idaho – 300 miles east of Seattle.
mourdac Premium Member over 7 years ago
Where I work, next to the Salish Sea, the gulls sometimes pick out one car for target practice. Not a pretty sight
Germanshepherds4ever over 7 years ago
LMAO!!!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
When it’s the only available target, then it’s fair game!
Lablubber over 7 years ago
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird? It’s a plane? Ewww. it’s a bird.
patlaborvi over 7 years ago
Fire at Will. How do you know his name is Will?
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
“Sea” gull isn’t accurate, as there are many gulls, ringbilled, California, etc., and they go far inland, like the statue to the savior gulls in Salt Lake City attest.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 7 years ago
Definition of a seagull: A pair of wings with a raucous noise at one end, and NO respect for anyone at the other!
CandiJohnson over 7 years ago
I suspect he being the only one parked in that parking lot, nobody makes a second visit. Fool me once….
keenanthelibrarian over 7 years ago
Maybe if he’d parked closer to the supermarket??
GaryCooper over 7 years ago
There is a reasonable (to birds) explanation for this phenomenon. Birds like to perch on something elevated, because that gives them a better view. In an open area, the most elevated object is often a car or a statue. Once the bird has found a comfy perch with a good view, the next order of business is to relieve itself. Since birds need to shed excess weight so they stay light enough to fly, they don’t “hold it,” but just let go wherever they happen to be.