Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2017

Like, all men are created equal. Like, they are endowed by their Creator with — you know — certain inalienable (or is it unalienable?) rights…

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness would be so cool, dude.

If it were written today, every sentence would start with an unnecessary “So,”.

Stupid? why?.

Whoever first said “all men are created equal” never spent any time in a locker room.

Or instead of THAT, he could have just added, “IMHO”.

Or add; knowwhatimsayin.

Republican Edition; “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that not all men are created equal! There are the 1%ers, and then there is the scum! They can DIE for all we care! That just means MORE for US!!”

It’s true, you know.

Today it would have lawyers involved. No telling what it would look like.

Still too articulate. I think that today, the entire document would just read…

“Dude.”

We’re, like, the people of the USA, like in order to form a more awesome union, bro.

Word

Does Stephen Pastis ever draw in peace?

All white, rich men and their lobbyists, special interests, and corporate biggies are created equal to rule over everybody else. Only they have a mandate for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

They would have to shorten it to get it all on Twitter

Some people seem to have forgotton the meaning of “Equality”

Just sayin’

xxx

They did not really mean it. Some were more equal than others.

Yeah yeah men men men, all written by and for only men….white men. There were no better times, just different times and some REALLY not so better. That ‘great again’ thing, so stupid short sighted. Learn history.

The cast gang up on Cartoon-Boy! Good job! Just sayin’.

Printer’s ink-and-feather him, guys! Then, ride him out of town on a rail (any train rolling-stock will do for the ceremonial ride)….

Reminds me of a joke in Big Nate, where they edit “Get a clue, you pnheads?” Out of the Declaration of Independence

It’s an expression that gets my goat. Unsurprised to see it gets goat’s goat too.

Where a baseball bat when you need it, Rat? https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2017/02/21