Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 29, 2017

It would’ve been even better if, unlike the other unicorns, he used contractions.

This could make an interesting Animal planet show.

If he knows anything about current events, he’s not being extreme on that point.

I had to think about it for a moment, but I remember the name Alabaster Jones from an episode of King of the Hill. Clever!

Maybe Al will become Max’s unicorn.

I like Al.

I think Marigold has a thing for Al but she’s probably too stuffy and pretentious to admit it.

He’s an Alicorn!

Heh…he’s a unicorn rebel then. Or at least as rebellious as they get, which, in all honesty, doesn’t seem to be that rebellious, but still…

What (or who) do you think Al’s voice sounds like? I’m trying to put my mind to it every time I real Al’s lines.

So Al’s roughing it with a bed of the second softest golden down? Sounds like trailer camping to me.

Second softest! *scoff, spoiled unicorns

I wonder if their blood is like a mammal’s or like in the Potter world and looks like quicksilver.

Poor love! Hope he doesn’t plan to rough it for long!