I decided to grow my beard when I realized how much time and money I spent on daily shaving. I still have beard grooming time and expenses, but they pale in comparison.
Reminds me of the story of the Simpsons. Groening was asked why they only have four fingers (yes, including the thumb). He replied, “Think how much ink we save!” Probably not true, or not Groening, but still clever.
I actually did follow this habit. Gave me the only 15 minutes in a day that I had to just relax and no stress in getting there, instead of checking my watch at every traffic light. Probably added time to my life to take it so easy instead of the usual daily grind.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
That only makes sense if Goat is having every meeting in a bar.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Actually, that’s time spent not being around Rat. No waste at all.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Haven’t we seen Paris Goat tip a few from time to time?
Bilan over 7 years ago
That would mean Paris has a lifespan of 75.94 years.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 7 years ago
Think how much time he would have if he always arrived fifteen minutes late.
Robin Harwood over 7 years ago
I’m with Rat. More beer, fewer pointless meetings with other people.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 7 years ago
I decided to grow my beard when I realized how much time and money I spent on daily shaving. I still have beard grooming time and expenses, but they pale in comparison.
Brick Tricks Webcomics over 7 years ago
Never take advice from Rat.
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
Clearly, more effective time management can adversely affect one’s liver.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Somebody did told me that once and I told him, “Get a life!”
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Should the calculation take into account the other person being 15 minutes late so that Paris actually loses 30 minutes per occurance.
PICTO over 7 years ago
At three beers an hour that’s 62,415 beers. I agree with Rat, Paris had better get at it or he won’t be finished in time.
Plods with ...™ over 7 years ago
Yay Rat!
Gent over 7 years ago
Why, Goat. Why you no drink beer?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
Reminds me of the story of the Simpsons. Groening was asked why they only have four fingers (yes, including the thumb). He replied, “Think how much ink we save!” Probably not true, or not Groening, but still clever.
kaffekup over 7 years ago
“You really should start.”
LIL MAN STEVEN over 7 years ago
im so confused
Diane Lee Premium Member over 7 years ago
I actually did follow this habit. Gave me the only 15 minutes in a day that I had to just relax and no stress in getting there, instead of checking my watch at every traffic light. Probably added time to my life to take it so easy instead of the usual daily grind.
ComixJunkie99 over 7 years ago
That’s quite the strategy
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 7 years ago
I drink beer while I’m waiting
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Three planned meetings a day, to show up for 15 minutes early? Every day?!
Good grief, Goat! Get a new job! I had no idea being a comic strip performer required so many meetings!
Rat may exaggerate, but his core idea is correct. Relax more, Goat, and drink more beer….
ND Cool Z about 6 years ago
Goat really did drink beer a few times! For example: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/07/19
Dragongirl55 over 4 years ago
If goat doesn’t drink, why is he always talking to Rat, Pig, and (occasionally) Zebra in a bar?
Ultracus about 2 years ago
He’s drunk several times