Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 17, 2017

Psst, Tim. Don’t give ’em ideas! This may actually happen someday…!

I think it is a great idea and if they ever let me out of the crazy house, I might try to do it….

I like the pink hair on the girl there.

Naww, that’s what “President’s Day” is for…and Labor Day, and Memorial Day, and The 4th of July, and …

August: Back to School Sales (for those who missed the ads in July), with quick view of Halloween and Thanksgiving. And then there’s those December holidays for the early birds. Dr. Mel is on to something.

Is it a “Moonlight Madness” sale?

Mel should do a promotion with Ford.

Didn’t Monty Burns project “Lisa loves Millhouse” onto the moon?

Plus, for all those idiots who attempt to look directly at it without eye protection, it will be permanently seared onto their retinas!

Yes, nothing brings more excitement to a ballet than a mattress sale.