Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 29, 2010

“You have arrived at your FINAL destination.”

if he’s using mapquest, he’s heading in the right direction (for once).

Proceed directly; do not pass Go To!

@Nabuquetc: depends. It could be a U-turn.

Going down?

My GPS has the voice of George Bush (no kidding), and it says, “Heh, heh. You have reached your destification.”

@Grog: If he (or she) has sinned, waaaaaay down!

I’m enjoying this comic much on this TGIF morning! :)

The paths of glory lead but to the grave.

We all arrive at that ultimate destination, whether or not we want to.

8 F* Spammers - a new record in UGLYNESS .

wow. an open parking spot

Wiley, you are too cool!

Bumper sticker: Drive like ‘hell’. You’ll get there.

The only real problem with this scenario is that the person, (if they stayed with the vehicle) will not hear the final message if in fact they’re dead.

Choosing that navigator was a grave error…

GPS….Now I know what those letters stand for…Grave Positioning System.

Sure am glad I don’t have a G.P.S. Great one again Wiley!

Glad someone knows where we are going.

A couple mem-jogs here;

Movie stars buried in their cars, looong before GPS.

Some of those great old Burma-Shave sign sequences!

The road to Hell is paved with bad directions…

Wiley has arrived at the Death Cartoon Hall of Fame! He’s the top performer in that category. http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

One every ten minutes?

Let’s keep installing more electronic distractions in our cars, and totally eliminate the equipment we don’t need, like brakes, suspension, and steering.

@pbarnrob: Remember this one?

You can beat a mile a minute but there ain’t no future in it BURMA SHAVE

you are now free to exit exit exit exit exit

A grave situation, metaphor or not.

After seeing 3 not-so-minor accidents on a 7 hour driving trip, this was just a little too creepy for me! (Funny, though!) Remember, no passing in the right lane!

The truth about where your GPS system will finally take you.

snerk!

One of your best, Wiley…

Actually, there are now two books; The Verse by the Side of the Road and Burma-Shave of Burma-Shave signs, with all the ones (and more than) I ever saw driving two-lane roads through Farm Country (and of course, riding in back with nose pressed to the glass, so I had time to read them!)

RE - calculating!

Definitely a DEAD end.