Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2017

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    Adiraiju  about 7 years ago

    They’ll slide right on.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    They will feel uncomfortable even if you didn’t know what they are made of.

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    CarlHeckman  about 7 years ago

    “Okay, there’s no demand, so there’s no sales.”

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    somebodyshort  about 7 years ago

    I have a supply of nose hair I can donate to the cause. Where should I send it

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    Dtroutma  about 7 years ago

    Nothing to sneeze at.

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    thirdguy  about 7 years ago

    Snot going to be a big seller.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Has the lack of demand actually been established yet? Or as far as that goes, is there actually a lack of supply? Maybe he should go ahead and try it … :-)

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    Ontman  about 7 years ago

    I prefer the belly button lint sweaters next door.

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    DanFlak  about 7 years ago

    Cat fur, definitely cat fur. There’s an unlimited supply of the stuff.

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    Dani Rice  about 7 years ago

    How about a black lab? If I knew how to knit, I could make enough sweaters for an orphanage.

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    cdward  about 7 years ago

    A little itchy, but they really do breathe.

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    tripwire45  about 7 years ago

    But it’s green and it has zero carbon footprint and all that jazz…what’s not to love, right?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago

    “I’d like a refund, please. There is far too much ear hair in this sweater.”

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    Linguist  about 7 years ago

    Niche marketing exemplified !

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    brain Les  about 7 years ago

    I can donate some ear hair. Is that going to be acceptable?

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    Grack, the Grate  about 7 years ago

    Where…. just where…. in what corner of our twisted universe does Mr. Miller keep finding all these glorious ideas…???

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    Don’t talk to her like that. She noses her clientele.

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    steverinoCT  about 7 years ago

    A friend’s wife opened up a clothing boutique in a strip mall, in the mid-90s. Her monthly profit target wasn’t hit until December, which she was anticipating would be her big month. She had to close, but not before gifting her husband with the beautiful heavy sweater she knitted while waiting for customers.

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    yimhere  about 7 years ago

    The organic part is covered, but are they hand picked?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 7 years ago

    From the previous comments we’ve established that there is ample supply, now about that demand?

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    rabizar  about 7 years ago

    that isnot funny

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    johnec  about 7 years ago

    Supplying sweaters to Charlie Brown for 67 years!

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    paranormal  about 7 years ago

    EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

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